Hey there, I'm Katherine, but feel free to call me Katie or Kate, if you'd like.
Hopeless singer-songwriter.
Coffee addict.
Let's tumble.
Sometimes you just gotta be a little weird.
Sh*t people say to (musical) theatre majors
Peasant: What can you do with that major?
Peasant: Oh, so you want to be a waiter/waitress?
Peasant: Musical theatre? What instrument do you play?
Peasant: You sing? Sing something right now!
Peasant: So you want to be on Broadway?
Peasant: Disney has musical theatre jobs?
Peasant: Is that really a major?
Peasant: You're really dramatic. No wonder you're a theatre major.
Peasant: You're a theatre major? But you're so quiet!
Peasant: Act out something right now!
Peasant: Were you just talking to yourself?
Peasant: Oh sorry, were you on the phone?
Peasant: … Whats a monologue?
Peasant: How long have you danced?
Peasant: What part are you in the show going on right now?…….. You're not in it? But you're a theatre major.
Peasant: You're working backstage? But you're not a techie.
Peasant: I bet you're totally different on stage.
Peasant: Why do you have rehearsal so much?

sherlockholmesisagirlsname:

English Majors

Linguistics Majors

Music Majors

Law & Criminal Justice Majors

Architecture Majors

Religion Majors

Latin Studies Majors

Theatre Majors

Engineering Majors

thunderingstars:

Theatre Major: the Musical.  Featuring such songs as:

"What the Fuck is the Superobjective?"

"How Many Papers Can You Write About One Play?"

"Where Has All My Time Gone?"

"To Learn a Monologue"

and the reprise “To Learn a Shakespearean Monologue”

wimpytav:

anxietykills-themind:

You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache  

hELLO MY BABY, hELLO MY HONEY, hELLO MY RAGTIME GAL,
"People that download music illegally might be arrested."

blaineyandcooper:

aubrey-graham:

“What are you in here for then?”

“Fraud. You?”

“Arson and murder. What about you, kid?”

“The Glee cover of Teenage Dream.”

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(Source: unendingtragedy, via supertrombone13)

fuhck-me:

incurablyawesome:

buddhabob:

quinnf4brays:

lucyforpromqueen:

quinnf4brays:

there are animals called dikdiks

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pronounced.. dick-dicks?

no pronounced xylophone

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I’ll show you my dikdik

(Source: tumblr.com, via supertrombone13)

I still wonder what happened to the rest of the world in The Hunger Games
Do they still have meetings and stuff?
France: Anyone heard from America lately?
Mexico: Same old, same old. They're still sending out children to fight to the death in a reality show.
UK: Shouldn't we do something about that?
China: Just leave them, at least they're not annoying us.
grizzlybeargrenade:

one day you will become a killing machine and murder many people
godspeed little hippo
daedreamings asked: DTYFWUDHIJSLKXADOIJ

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